squanch

The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.

1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)

by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016

Slauncher

the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.

Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!

by T & B July 22, 2009

Slaunch

The act of shitting all over a wall, toilet seat, dumpster, or other vertical plane.

A favorite act of panhandlers and bass fisherman alike.

Ruben (to a Truckstops of America team member):

"Do you have any showers Available?"

Truckstops of America team member (to Ruben):

"We did but the several guys from the bass tour just slaunched in them. Matter of fact, your friend Clay just slaunched the last one. The showers are all closed for cleaning."

by Fuck lasalle February 15, 2021

Staunch Ballbag

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.

"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"

by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012

Squanch

As defined in Rick and Morty S02E10: "Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand."

Squanchy: Rick Sachez! You psycho bag of squanch!
Squanchy: And you must be Beth, Ensquanche!

by BallFondlers69 April 6, 2020

Staunch Cunt

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt

i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt

by Bevdogg August 7, 2011

slauncha

Pronunciation of the Gaelic word Sláinte, meaning cheers or "to your health". Popularized by Irish pubs and beers such as Guinness.

"Slauncha!" (when raising a pint and celebrating with your friends)

by Alan Dobkin April 10, 2007