snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

by Gregles January 1, 2009

Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

sturtle

a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut

heather is a sturtle

by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010

Smurtle

Smurf/Squirtle Cross breed.

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.

by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009

Spurbles

Men who are trying to save balding hair.

Daughter: Ma, look at Homer Simpson's SPURBLES!! Mom: He should shave his head, because two strands and zigzags is not cute lol

by ladiifr3sh January 13, 2011