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Spuddle

Clean up the spuddle on the counter
by poptarts100 October 21, 2010
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Spuddle

To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.
Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.
by bob palmer August 17, 2003
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Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.
For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.
by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007
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Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle
Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."
by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011
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Spuddles

Good spuddles
by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025
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Spuddles

Good spuddles
by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025
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Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.
"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"
by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019
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