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spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
Spread em!
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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eagle spread pose

When you pose for a picture you hold out both arms and tilt your head upward. The eagle spread pose indicates to others that you are an eagle and they are small birds which you can eat. It is a pose of dominance. This pose was invented by comedian Dex Carrington and featured heavily in the series "Dexpedition" on MTV Europe. The pose later gained international appeal when it was featured throughout the Snowboard World Championships in Norway 2012.
In a club you stand on a speaker and do an eagle spread pose to assert your dominance and awesomeness. (someone takes a picture of you doing the eagle spread pose in that club)
by Jared Funky funk April 25, 2012
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spread butcher

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield
"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."
by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020
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muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.
"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd
by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010
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shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013
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Glute Spread

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.
Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!
by Tristyn Lee August 14, 2021
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ghetto spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips

INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.

- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN

-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020
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