Spongtard 

The person on the end of this abuse, is for some reason, absolutely fucked in way that there social life has, infact, no meaning, to be called a spongtard it means you are not just a spaz, not just a mong, or not just a retard, it is the lowest for of disablement, therefore, you are infact, a spaz a mong and a retard.

Jamie you fucking spongtard.

Keenan you big eared spongtard.

Spongtard by MXChamp February 24, 2008

Spoon Guard 

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.

You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!

Spoon Guard by From rathergood.com October 27, 2003

spoontard 

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.

Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!

spoontard by John Doe August 16, 2004

Spoon Guard 

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

Spoon Guard by Chubs October 24, 2003

Spoonard

Spoonard is an alternative word meaning fool in a friendly manor.

Example: Your such a spoonard! fool tit ass joker moron spanner etc

Spoonard by spoonard idoliser July 16, 2009