Spoonerism 

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

Spoonerism by a babies goad April 4, 2017

spoonerism 

When you switch the first 2 letters of 2 words around to form a new phrase.

Here's a spoonerism:

Cloudy hit.

spoonerism by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 16, 2006

spoonerism 

A spoonerism is defined by the Webster Random House dictionary as: the inadvertent disposition of usually the initial sounds of words. For example: "A blushing crow took a crushing blow."

Meg: "...you're a smart fella, Dad."
Peter: "And you're a fart smeller, Meg presses her face to his butt then farts, hence completing the spoonerism."

spoonerism by AeJhay_Stucco34 September 21, 2021

Stonerism 

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.

Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).

Stonerism by Meredith A. February 3, 2010

spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoonerite 

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.

“That guy’s a real spoonerite.”

Spoonerite by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023

stonerism 

n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.

him: And then ozone was all, y'know--
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.

stonerism by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004