When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
by Memelyn May 20, 2019
an incompetent sheep
by mods are on the pay roll January 3, 2023
Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016
Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.
by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019
The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.
by Micah Angela July 30, 2022