by allegedlyeverything July 19, 2021
by msbjs_ April 22, 2018
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by Unconscious February 22, 2005
After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.
by Frank Pappalardo January 30, 2009
The state of being totally worn slick and overwhelmed by listening to, advising, comforting, emailing, texting, facebooking, etc. an innumerable amount of 12-step sponsees.
I sponsor too many women. I talked to one lady about her divorce, another about her drunk husband, still another about her meth addiction and one more about her shopping addiction - all before 10am. I am becoming spon-sore!
by Pink Sneakers February 23, 2011
A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.
See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.
See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.
Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."
John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"
Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"
Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010