Splidge

The sexy bulge in a girl's bikini or shirt that appears to be nearly busting out of it's confinement.

Did you see the splidge lines on that girl?

by Waynems May 3, 2011

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

by PokeyD March 14, 2017

shplod

not to be confused with blodwen ( bleddyn harvey ), don't call him this or he will ask for your post code, he will repeatedly threaten you, he will not stop at kids and then beat his wife out of frustration

person 1 -"mum you got any shplod"
person 2 - "its in the stairs"

person 1 - "what time is it"
person 2 - "its quarter to shplod in the morning"
person 1 - "sound sound"

by Fucksakejustworkyoumelon December 10, 2020

splodey

1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.

1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!

by tofubot May 31, 2006

spleekin splogin

A yellow zip up sweater

Person 1: hey do you want a spleekin splogin?
Person 2: yes

by Teagoin December 28, 2020

solodex

A mental store of past, current, and fantasy lovers used to become aroused and reach climax whilst masturbating alone. A person’s masturbatory rolodex. (Via Dan Savage – Savage Lovecast 250 – 2 August 2011)

No access to porn, use your solodex.

by BRCa August 3, 2011

splodydopes

Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.

Palestinians fired guns and passed out sweets when a splodydope blew himself up at a Jerusalem pizzeria - killing 15 people, including 7 children, and injuring 130 (many of whom were maimed for life).

by Zack November 12, 2004