Splinkle

When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !

Present : splinkling

Past: splinkled
Future: splinkle

On holiday my uncled splinkled on his foot!!

by MissyP368 August 21, 2017

splangle

When something that has happened is bad but too complicated to go over or talk about.

- So what happened last night? You seemed upset about something?
- Yeah, it was a splangle. I'm fine now though.

by Garnierizda May 9, 2021

spoingle

A small and squishy individiul which you can pick up with a single hand and squish.

Dave : Um hi spamton youre such a scrunkly scrimblo, a spoingle maybe ,even a mipy.
Spamton : WHAT!!11!!1!

by SPAMTON FUCKER 167873468493495 May 23, 2022

Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

Slingle dingle

The act of waving your balls around until you get hard peepee.

I slingle dingled until my peepee got hard, and then I hit her from behind!

by zman22366 September 29, 2018

Splinge

Splinge To refer to something as cool

That shirt you got on is so Splinge

by Felix Flame June 4, 2007

splinge

A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.

That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!

by 123unicornflavouredicecream May 31, 2014