Splean

A spliffed lean blunt

“Hey man wanna smoke this splean?”
“Wtf is a splean??”
“It’s a spliffed lean blunt”

by Lil’ rail October 22, 2017

sklearner

Nickname for a cigarette. (Commonly used in South Jersey in the 1970s 80s and 90s)

My friend kept a sklearner in his pocket to smoke after school.

Yo, let me get a sklearner off you.

by Beatcho July 28, 2023

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011