Splay

To spread them skank ass legs wide in hopes of attracting or luring in persons in search of poontang

DAMN did you see that bitch splay ova there? She aint even wearin any underwear. Guess I'll be seeing yall tomorrow

by the sandman March 2, 2004

Splay

A contraction of lets and play for people whose time is to precious to say both.

Person one: Splay soccer
Person two: Its raining outside

Person one: Fine then splay video games

by Sheepies123 August 28, 2015

splayed

Most gruesome murder of all.

"The man was splayed from the atomic bomb."

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Splayed

So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides

Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.

by Ej October 12, 2014

Splay Ride

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.

“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”

by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

splay 2,3,4

A common exercise used by rowers for training. Beginning in a standing position, on the word " splay " one drops to the ground extending all fours and then on the count of "two, three, four" one returns to the original upright position. This is then repeated the desired number of times.

This technique is also commonly used as a sexual ritual between rowing partners.

"Hey man, that rower girl you were with last night was HOT!!! How did you tap that?!"

"Yeah i know, all i did was a couple of 'splay 2,3,4's and she was mine bruv"

"siik!!"

by rower234 October 15, 2009

'splay

A rip-off of display, which, in turn, is somewhat of a rip-off of "represent".

Stand up for yourselves and 'splay homies.

by Splay-o-nater June 18, 2006