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Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
Spicy taco by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Spicy Taco

When a woman farts and the bubbles roll up her vagina
Spicy Taco by Fenix21 June 18, 2017

Spicy taco

Dump a generous portion of hot sauce in your hand then smack your partners pussy with it as hard as you can
Hey babe, here comes the spicy taco
Spicy taco by Badassak47 June 25, 2017

Spicy Taco

When you’re about to fuck your woman and you douse her pussy in hot sauce then give her a cream pie to give the effect of sour cream
My wife said to heat things up in the bedroom so I said alright how about we make you a spicy taco and before she could react I made her feel more hot and cold than Katy Perry
Spicy Taco by Smalls Biggie October 26, 2018

The Spicy Taco 

A sexual position where you stick two jalapeños in random holes, the have sex with the third one.
That prostitute said she'd be up for anything, so we did the spicy taco
The Spicy Taco by Nate Eclipse June 17, 2021

Spicy ranch taco 

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.
Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.
Spicy ranch taco by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020