sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.

"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."

by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008

Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.

"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."

by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003

Spermjacking

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.

"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."

by Divisionbear June 23, 2009

Spermbag

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".

Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?

by Drivermate August 31, 2015

Sterling Sperm Bank

Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois

Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight

by Mustache Riders October 4, 2019

Spermtaking

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.

Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...

by ralphparker December 26, 2010

Pee Wee Sperman

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.

Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018