spankies

The spandex shorts worn by female volleyball players.

Oooo you guys wear those spankies, eh?

by Devon!! September 28, 2005

spankies

Spandex shorts or briefs usually worn over top of underwear. They are used in many female sports, but the most popular is cheerleading.

Jenna wore dark colored spankies under her cheerleading uniform.

by SarahR06 October 26, 2006

spankies

Really tight and short shorts, such as spandex and bike shorts.

I'm wearing my spankies!

by DrumNerd April 22, 2003

Spankline

noun A euphemism for a phone-sex number; a number which can be reached via telephone in order to engage someone, usually a female, in sexual verbal conversation. Made famous by Sammy Hagar on the Van Halen song “Spanked.”

“All you bad, bad boys…call her up on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”

by MisterBigJake July 25, 2022

spankworthy

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

by titiboy December 2, 2005

cocker-spankiel

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.

"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"

by benjiboy January 11, 2005

spankies

Underware or the briefs worn under a cheerleading or pon pom uniform.

"Wait dont come in yet, I only have my spankies on!"

by frog4lunch November 6, 2003