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snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.
Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"
by aimbones June 5, 2011
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Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006
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spankster

yo look at tat spankster in tat riceburner
by jimmy miller May 8, 2003
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slankmaster

A person who is very limber. Their arms and legs are unusually long and wave freely. Someone really tall and beanpole-like.
Yo, look at that guy. He's such a slankmaster.
by crackedoutbitchhh April 4, 2007
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spunkmaster

Dude, Scott is the spunkmaster blaster.
by Scott Boyer July 9, 2005
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spakmaster!

Spakmaster is when you go to town with your brother and you find out that YOU'RE favourite band is playing and youre brother buys 2 tickets for him and his best mate!!!
Robyn: Look Bullet For My Valentine are playin in february!!!!!
Matty: ((making his way over to the kiosk)) Can i have two tickets for Bullet For My Valentine?
Robyn: Are you taking me!??!
Matty: No, Dan!
by Robyn January 28, 2005
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The Spankster

A famous Gaian who mostly resides in the Chatterbox.

He is well known throughout Gaia for his arrogance and his thread in the chatterbox (You're Pregnant.).
"The Spankster, yeah, he sure has a way with the ladies. I wish I were him"
by Andy March 26, 2005
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