Spaff

A Goof, a Gaff, and a Laff that are brought together through powerful otherworldly means, creating a Spaff.

Jake: "Watching Zarna accuse Hugh Mungous of harassment and getting shut down was such a spaff!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"

by BagelBeater July 14, 2017

Spaff

1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out

1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt

by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005

spaff

spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.

the end result of shaking hands with the wookie.

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

Spaff

Noun. Ejaculate. Most commonly used in the forums of internet community Project Rockstar. While it is generally found in its noun form, it can also be used as an exclamation, in asterisks to denote an action, upon reading something which might cause the production of spaff to occur.
Also: Ladyspaff. The female equivalent of spaff.

"My bra's far too tight. I might have to take it off."

"*SPAFF!*"

by Biscuit Buscemi October 2, 2005

spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!

by d to a the to the n-n-y December 9, 2008

Spaff

another work for cum or the act of cunning

I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy

by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009

Spaff

Short for spaffer

He’s a proper spaff

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018