The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"
by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008
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A really sexy human being with the most amazing eyes ever and he is also married to ella Smalley NOT nikki reed
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Sour - tard is derived from a sour retard
Only hardcores are allowed to use this word
Sour - tard is derived from a sour retard
Only hardcores are allowed to use this word
Example 1:
Boy: Hey, did you see that youtube channel, sourtard?
Girl: Yeah, it's awesome, I think everyone should check it out at youtube and search "sourtard"
Boy: There hardcore at life and everything in it
Example 2:
Faggot: Are you hardcore?
Not a faggot: Even better, I'm sourtard
Faggot: What is that?
Not a faggot: Something you will never achieve!
Boy: Hey, did you see that youtube channel, sourtard?
Girl: Yeah, it's awesome, I think everyone should check it out at youtube and search "sourtard"
Boy: There hardcore at life and everything in it
Example 2:
Faggot: Are you hardcore?
Not a faggot: Even better, I'm sourtard
Faggot: What is that?
Not a faggot: Something you will never achieve!
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Get the ian somerhalder mug.A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.
You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.
You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.
Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''
Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'
Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''
Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''
Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'
Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''
Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''
by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009
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