national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 11, 2017

shucking and jiving

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.

Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.

by Mack C February 23, 2007

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.

Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Shacking Rat

See: shacking
1. one with a rancid, putrid aura
2. the mating call of a proud virgin
3. what is said to indicate that shit is about to get litty
4. can be used interchangeably with "nigga"

1. Efraim you stinky shacking rat bastard.
2. Guy: Shacking raaaAAAAAAAaaaaaat!
Every girl within a 50 foot radius: *dripping noises*
3. AYY AYY SHACKING RAAAAAAAAT!
4. What's up my shacking rats? Let's hit up this lick.

by leechu December 19, 2019

butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011