To beat someone senseless with a chilled shoe full of sloppy joe meat maple syrup and fishy crackers.
by Chez Kurd September 11, 2018
Get the A SnowKid mug.The breasts of a snow hoe. They are characterized by their snow white complexion and small size. However, their small size does not take away from their perfection. They are the most envied tits of all.
You know, Thaiquasia has some nice boobs, but it's that white girl she's with that's got the snowtits. Those things are nice.
by John Tremain May 3, 2010
Get the Snowtits mug.by KJames October 21, 2006
Get the snowkiss mug.Noun: Chunks of Snow/Ice build from the wheel well of cars and trucks. Usually dirty. You see many in parking lots or in the middle of the road.
by melmel2u December 13, 2010
Get the SnowKill mug.A syndrome caused by a sever lack of snow, often referred to as Snow Deprivation Syndrome or commonly referred to as the 'Itch'
Symptoms include:
- Longing for snow
- Excessive purchase of new snow gear
- Extensive time spent on Snow based sites (retail/weather reporting/forums ect)
- Snow Dreams
- Dressing up in snow gear
- prematurely organizing gear for day 1 (waxing boards, picking out outfits, packing bags)
- Watching snow DVD/Films in large quantities
Often sufferers will reside in groups or packs and often discuss their longing for the white season, the new trick for the year, trip plans, snow fall predictions and other various snow related topics.
there are a few known cures, obviously Snow would have an immediate effect. Snowfall can treat symptoms but often does not cure snowitis.
Symptoms include:
- Longing for snow
- Excessive purchase of new snow gear
- Extensive time spent on Snow based sites (retail/weather reporting/forums ect)
- Snow Dreams
- Dressing up in snow gear
- prematurely organizing gear for day 1 (waxing boards, picking out outfits, packing bags)
- Watching snow DVD/Films in large quantities
Often sufferers will reside in groups or packs and often discuss their longing for the white season, the new trick for the year, trip plans, snow fall predictions and other various snow related topics.
there are a few known cures, obviously Snow would have an immediate effect. Snowfall can treat symptoms but often does not cure snowitis.
"man i cant wait to try out all my new gear i got, i want to learn this new trick i saw on a DVD i watched the other day"
"this season is going to be siiick"
these are just a couple of snippets from a discussion between sufferers of snowitis
"this season is going to be siiick"
these are just a couple of snippets from a discussion between sufferers of snowitis
by BOYSAAAA June 3, 2010
Get the Snowitis mug.A person on the ski slopes who has no business being there. A person with little or limited skiing experience who is trying to show off. A person skiing on a slope too advanced for them. A person who needs to stick to the bunny slopes. Complete opposite of a SnowPimp.
Hey dude, did you see that asshole just go by on those bitch blades. He has to be the biggest snowbitch that I've ever seen.
by SnowPimp May 4, 2009
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