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Snow angel

The sexual act of using gravity to provide momentum to propel yourself into your partner who is excitedly waiting in the starfish position 6 foot into the snow. To perform the position, ensure you're excited and jump out of the window of a 6 storey building, shouting "Snow angel!" onto your waiting partner. With a bit of luck, the penis will slam into the vagina.
I snow Angeled Becky the other day! It was alright, but I may have snapped my dick.

Feeling daring, Dave readied himself on the 31st storey of his office building. He screamed 'Snow Angel!' and threw himself off the building. Upon reaching the snow, his manhood slapped into Ethel's vagina, causing severe pain for both.
by snowangelexpert July 24, 2016
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Snow Angel

When you pull out after having sex while she is on her period and your bloody dick and ballsack accidentally hit the sheets leaving the impression of a snow angle.
Her (after period sex): "How bad is the mess...??"

Him (admiring the sheets): "I only left one Snow Angel this time and it's freaking HUGE!!!"
by Phunny Phuckers September 2, 2019
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Snow Angel

When a girl gives two foot jobs, and two hands jobs at the same time giving the motion of making a snow angle.
Bro you remember that girl that did the snow angel? she did it again.
by hockeyfiend21 August 17, 2011
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Jamaican snow angel

When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.
So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.
by Albert Brady May 6, 2009
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Naked snow angel

A dance move..... hands draw the shape of an angel in front on you (like a figure of eight) whilst shaking vigorously, as if cold (of as if dancing to a "techno tune).
When the music reaches your soul......break it down with a naked snow angel!
by JoeFaithmasterfunk January 17, 2010
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alaskan snow angel

when you cum inside a girls vagina, then insert your fist and open and close your fingers
i need to get some wet naps because i just gave that girl an alaskan snow angel
by scene wolf March 29, 2011
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Snow Angel

When a male climaxes into his own two cupped hands and blows the semen into his significant other's face.
Peter: So how was your night with Alisha?
David: Amazing. I totally made her a Snow Angel

Peter: Damn, lucky. Taylor would never let me do that to her.
by baefcukerotototot December 14, 2014
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