smoshing

When you act like Anthony and/or Ian from Smosh, the most popular people on Youtube (maybe the internet).

Dude, John, haha, you're smoshing again

by Kevinthetrooper June 21, 2008

dutch snorting

During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.

When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.

by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010

sloshing out the gash

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

by jockerty April 4, 2019

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore

i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring

by littleB-) June 30, 2009

snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

rib snorting funny

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021