smorgasbord Catholicism

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Smörgåsbord

The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing

American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*

by Immaturkey September 4, 2018

Smorgasbord

From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.

That smorgasbord was delicious.

by SomeoneWhoIsSpecial August 11, 2010

smorgasbord

A large array of things to choose from.

The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.

by Andreas_220689 July 19, 2005

San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.

I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?

by Dr.DP December 12, 2013

Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.

Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.

by roguewolf October 14, 2012

san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018