stollie

a stolen car.

We ridin' around in this stollie straight gettin' it!

by pharcyyde July 30, 2016

Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

Snoblivious

adjective: used to describe the total lack of awareness an affluent person (usually in the upper echelon of the social order and more often than not, a celebrity) has of the reality and the 'norms' of society's working class.

British abattoir worker 1: 'You know Paris Hilton was quoted the other day as saying' (actual quote btw) "I have worked very hard to get to where I am?'

British abattoir worker 2: 'I also heard she said' (another actual quote here) "All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there." 'What do you think Augustus?'

British abattoir worker 3 (Augustus Bertrand Blake-Bainbridge) covered in bovine blood and guts: (mutters under his breath) 'Fucking snoblivious bitch....'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

snollygoster

One, especially a politician who is guided by personal advantage rather than by consistent, respectable principles.

The senator was a snollygoster of the highest order for the acceptance of unethical campaign contributions.

by Butte Buster August 11, 2009

Swolliosis

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.

Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis

by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015

Evan Snelling

A guy that is famous for having a floppy chode and not being able to touch the bottom of a tuna can

That Evan Snelling is so gross.

by its.ellieeee November 10, 2017

Doing a Skollins.

Getting extremely drunk on your own by means of the cheapest lager your disability benefit can afford, then going absolutely berserk on webcam. Often threatening viewers family & always demanding a fight at Preston train station.

Did you see Mark on cam last night?

Was sat there drinking his dole money away & then threatened to kiss Gerard's kids arse & rip his dick off.

Yeah man that bloke is a joke, always doing a Skollins.

by Walv September 7, 2011