Red Slobster

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.

Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.

by Bigzezee April 21, 2011

Snowsteria

When snow starts falling in Upstate South Carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with ZERO accumulation on the roads. This is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.

I've been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. I bought twelve loaves of bread, but I could only round up seven gallons of milk... you can't ever be too careful.

Why are the schools opening today? They know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.

With any luck I won't have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.

by BrickAlley March 2, 2010

Sobsterbaiting

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.

Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!

by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019

Snobservation

A noun.
An act of recognizing and noting a fact or occurrence by an individual who has an offensive air of superiority in matters of knowledge or taste.

While expressing her disdain for the local music, Diana could not help but make constant snobservations regarding the venue and the locals.

by TuppercaseCuppercase December 13, 2008

snorster

one who snores loudly through out the night disturbing others in their sleep.
(most commonly used in a drunk state)

Upon returning the hostel hammered, there was a snorster keeping everyone awake.

by musselman September 28, 2006

slobster butter

The excess saliva that drips off the penis when recieving oral sex.

" I need to clean my sheets, they're soaked with slobster butter."

by Fuck shit ass March 16, 2016

Smobster

A Smobster is someone who belongs to the SMOB (Saahel's Fan Army). It's the self-identifying term for a Saahel (IG @saahellmusic) fan.

Bro, Saahel is just amazing, I'm such a Smobster!

by Saahel Supremacy December 5, 2022