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sniffilus

a cold/flu with lots of sniffles given to you by someone you were kissing. The cutest lil tranferred illness!
Aw damn, my boyfriend had a cold and he gave me sniffilus.
by snifflemonster August 25, 2011
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Snifflis

An epidemic in which everyone in the nearby area contracts the common cold, just like one would contract an STD.
"ACHOO" -Doug
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SNIFFLIS!" -Shaant
by killerkat3838 October 2, 2010
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Sniffilus

The contagious disease that occurs when one member of a couple has a cold and passes it onto the other member.
"David I hate you for kissing me! I have exams this week and you gave me sniffilus!!!!
by IkeFall2k9 February 26, 2011
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Sniffilis

A syphilis infection in one's nasal passages or sinus cavity; usually caused by snorting powdered cocaine out of a prostitutes vagina (aka a Columbian Special).
I snorted syphilis; now my nose got sniffilis.
by -SVEN- December 8, 2012
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sniffelishius

sniffelishius is when something is delicious and smells like something.
broham 1: those waffles look sniffelishius
broham2: can i have some?
broham 1 again: sure!!
by nolifejim November 24, 2020
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Sniffilus

a sexual deviant, with no visible skin and large talons due to the testoseronal hair growth...he will kill you. Often appears as a gigolo by day but as an STD spreading jackal by night. He prefers orgies, so whenever in the case of one-on-one coitus, he will let out a mating call while pleasuring his partner in multiple places, therefor summoning any living creature in an 8 block radius to flock through the door of the room thrusting as they come. Beware sexual victims, Sniffilus will tend to pee on those he choses to have his way with. Cannot even be killed by thy holy hand grenade. But despite all of these cautionary advisories, if you love him, he will love you...and then give you clamidia in your face.
If you do not pray to Sniffilus before you go to bed, he will find a way into your home and rape you, your family, and all your friends and acquaintances that very same night.
by The Nomonian February 5, 2010
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Sniffylis

1. A communicable airborne disease (such as the flu or common cold) transmitted between parties by intimate and/or sexual contact. A pathogenic disease that has become an STD.

2. The thanks you get for driving two hours to take care of some sick-ass homeboy.

3. A condition that can only be remedied by large quantities of Emergen-C, rest, and fluids (preferably of the bodily variety). Or by punching babies with a razor.
Joey was sick in bed, so I took him some soup. We got it on, and now I've got a serious case of sniffylis.
by Benny the Icepick August 31, 2008
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