sneakers

tennis shoes

"my sneakers are so beat up i can't remember what color they were when i bought them"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Sneakering

The act of neglecting everything important in your life in order to obtain over hyped footwear. Sneakering usually results in countless hours and money wasted in hopes of getting a pair before they're all sold out and you have to hit up the club in your LA Gear light up shoes or Keds.

Martha knew her marriage was over when she caught Brad camping out in front of a Foot Locker sneakering with a sneaker hoe.

by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

Sneaker

During sex, preferably in Doggy Style, you pull out far enough from the pussy and pop it straight in the ass. Best when done early on in sex for optimum slip and slideness. When you stick it in the ass you then apologize and say it's an accident.

Dude, I was fuckin my bitch last night and i pulled the sneaker. She was pissed but then i said it was an accident.

by Matthew Robert Parker December 28, 2008

Sneaker

A design or picture on a credit card self selected by the card holder to personalize it before purchase.

Hey thats a cool sneaker you've got there

Thanks, i was so pumped when i found out i could have Batman on my credit card.

by Spiewaker April 13, 2010

Sneaker

A completely random sound that emerges from someone's mouth. They are uncontrollable and can occasionally happen at a very inconvenient time.

Jimmy popped off a sneaker right in the middle of class and everybody looked at him in an awkward fashion.

by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

sneakers

Title of a film with Robert Redford and Ben Kingsley. Perhaps from "to sneak" like to slink, to weasel.

by uwe salomon October 2, 2003

sneakers

shoes worn by females, sports type

gemma had worn her sneakers all day without socks, she took off her sneakers and her toes smelled amazing, i just wanted to eat her sweet cute little toes

by gemma's foot slave April 19, 2005