Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.
Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?
Person 2: Stair kids bro
Person 1: WTF is that one doing?
Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.
Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.
Person 2: Stair kids bro
Person 1: WTF is that one doing?
Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.
Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.
by D-R3K February 7, 2009
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Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*
by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010
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A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023
Get the Stairway to Heavan mug.1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.
Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!
by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010
Get the Stairwell Inspector mug.thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
by Mandingoe July 14, 2004
Get the staircase wit mug.A quote from Wayne's World, it is a reference to how often amateur guitar players will play butchered versions of the song in music shops and the agony it causes most people to have to listen to. Can also be used as a statement against crappy, loud musicians in music stores.
I can't take my little brother to the local music store any more. They have a No Stairway policy, now.
by AlexNumberTwenty August 14, 2007
Get the No Stairway mug.When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet
Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
by dirtydom February 20, 2010
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