Smirnoff
Smirnoff by JunTheRussianAsianMan November 4, 2019
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[Smirnoff]
A very sweet and perfectly normal metro-sexual drink. Perfect on the rocks with lemon and lime, in a tall glass. Often incredibly expensive when mixed with other ingredients.
Jean Le Fete "Oh, i cannot find my eyeliner in my man purse! Darling! "
Jeffery Jacaferie "Honey, we need to wet our lips with some fresh Smirnoff, lemon and limes..like so now!"
Jeffery Jacaferie "Honey, we need to wet our lips with some fresh Smirnoff, lemon and limes..like so now!"
[Smirnoff] by seanwukun October 20, 2008
Smirnoff Sunday
A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.
Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?
Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!
Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!
Smirnoff Sunday by Mr Pillows June 24, 2018
Smirnoff Ice
A malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.
Jack snuck a Smirnoff Ice into everyone's Secret Santa gift at the Christmas party. When guests opened their presents at the end, they all had to get on their knees one by one and drink theirs. One of the gifts was a drinking hat, which the recipient used to consume his.
Smirnoff Ice by dglester hardunkichud January 10, 2015
smirnoff castle
A term describing the impossible level in mario cart. Invented out of pure anger for the nintendo company.
alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish
alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish
Random pakistani man--Wow you beat smirnoff Castle
Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!
*pakistani party*
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LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night
Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish
Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!
*pakistani party*
alternate
LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night
Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish
smirnoff castle by the_rexy_Patrol December 9, 2007