by Honor board November 22, 2009
Get the Smokesmanship mug.When you get talked into getting something, usually overpriced, that you didnt want or need because of a clever salesman.
"Look at this stainless steel pencil sharpener I just got from the SharperImage?"
"Dude.. how much.."
"..Fourty."
"Oh God you got salesmanned!"
"Dude.. how much.."
"..Fourty."
"Oh God you got salesmanned!"
by Corey2008 January 2, 2009
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a big point in your life that you can't help but smile about whenever you think of it. a smiley milestone!!!
"Dude that was hilarious. That will be a smilestone for sure."
"Remember when we snuck out and went skinnydipping?"
"Yeah, what a smilestone in our relationship."
"Remember when we snuck out and went skinnydipping?"
"Yeah, what a smilestone in our relationship."
by tricky tractor March 8, 2010
Get the smilestone mug.Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.
Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.
by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011
Get the Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman mug.The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.
Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009
Get the Magic Bean Salesman mug.The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.
Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.
by DoubleDot.com March 8, 2012
Get the Angry Salesman mug.Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011
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