smegmatic

An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency

your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

Smegmatician

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Smegmatta

The term sourrounding the practice or art of collecting Smega

Pam asked Vinnie to help with her smegmatta task.

by Zeppelin! August 30, 2007

smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'

The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism

by jimi123 March 11, 2010

Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 21, 2004

smegmamatous

From the root Smegma, adjective meaning vile and repulsive.

To be in the presence of my boss at today's team meeting was smegmamatous after he gave me a double thumbs-up for covering his ass.

by Ziggy Blonde September 30, 2011

Smegmational

adjective-

A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.

The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.

by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011