sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair

Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework

by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009

Smuffing

Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys

Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip

by Letka February 4, 2009

smiffination

when a man fucks a girl in the ass with his balls!

joe smiffed jakie in the dumpster and was charged 5 yrs for smiffination

by ckorriie May 2, 2010

Steffin Collings

Originates from the myth of a man with the pertest and longest nipples ever. He also posesses the tightest booty known to mankind. He is passionate, and sweats freely, sepecially when talking about Peter Brook.

O my god, check out his Steffin Collingses.

He has been so Steffin Collingsed.

by Leontes January 26, 2005

Steffing

When a girl's breasts are popping out of her shirt/dress/bikini top.

My friend stef always wears low shirts so we say you're steffing as a code word or joke.

by KFann July 24, 2007

smerfin

1. givin somebody head

Man you look like you be smerfin like shit!!

Aye you smerf

by D.C. babygirl July 9, 2006

smoffing

Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.

person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already

by burley bob April 28, 2008