Super smashturbating

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

smashterbation

Playing Super Smash Brothers by oneself for an extended period of time. Not to be confused with its much, much stranger homonym smashturbation.

Your smashterbation habits are getting out of control, Andy. Yes, we know you can beat the computer.

by yoodooright April 14, 2008

Sasturbation

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

smashturbating

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

by slayertokey February 8, 2010

Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Slashterbation

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.

-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 26, 2011

smashdurbating

Masterbating while a girl shits on your cock

I was smashdurbating and it smelled funny

by Smash mail boxes December 1, 2014