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Smashley

A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.
I absolutely love my Smashley :)
by brittster_33 July 13, 2009
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SMASHULATE

i smashulated the girl from the club something furious last night.
by Jaheezy March 31, 2009
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Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.
I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(
by davesnothereman April 23, 2010
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Smashley

A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"
Smashley is a slut!
by OHYEAHHxx318 November 25, 2010
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SMASHLEIGH

To SMASHLEIGH someone is like crucifying them - UP. SIDE. DOWN.
Doyle said something outrageous and he got To SMASHLEIGHED!
by SMASHLEIGHED June 2, 2010
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Smashmate

A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.
I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.

Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.
by Decibel Delivery Service December 24, 2021
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Smashley

A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.
I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.
by foundaboutu August 7, 2010
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