smarmy

The way most shrinks act toward their patients.

Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?

by daDebil July 29, 2008

smarmy

Smug, thinking you're better than all the other chodes.

He thinks he so much better than everyone! He has a smarmy look on his face.

by Grirl February 25, 2004

smarmy

generally the stereotype of the greasy, unwanted people that hit on any given person

1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!

2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.

by pam/smashing pandora July 29, 2005

smarmy

An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.

This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.

by SaschaS June 28, 2005

smarmy

slimy and evil like

That guy looks a little smarmy.

by Anonymous May 01, 2003

smarmy

A very low class interjection of sex, usually very inappropriate, sleazy.

The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.

by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006

smarmy

When waves are inconsistent and un-surfable

Damn, these waves are smarmy.

by rad dog April 05, 2003