4 definition by T$

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1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame
Mario Lopez is a smarmy bastard.
by T$ November 30, 2005

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really mother f*cking loud
that head shot was rmfl
by T$ October 03, 2003

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to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.
by T$ March 05, 2003

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The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her
Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt
by T$ March 04, 2003

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