slymate

Attention-seeking cunt who likes to shit on people and act pitiful when he's called out.

Timmy: why is everybodi bulling me? :< I only said you were all dick-sucking bitches :(
Johnny: Stop being a slymate

by lmaoxdgg January 28, 2018

Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival December 2, 2007

Slummom Millionaire

When a woman has no regard for life and is artificially inseminated producing 6 or more babies at once for fame and wealth.

Paulie: Sup fuckstick did you hear about E?

Bobster: No, what up?.

Paul: You won’t believe it. Well…you know she lost her job 6 months ago. She couldn’t find a job and out of desperation, she totally sold out. Three months ago she flew to Mexico, was artificially inseminated and is now pregnant with a dozen little ones. She did it for fame and money and is completely open about it.

Bobster: Snap! She is the last person I thought would fall into that trap. What a Slummom Millionaire. I thought she would take the stripper route if anything.

by jigglemesac March 26, 2009

trunk slammer

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.

My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.

by two bits July 22, 2009

Slammerhead shark

a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water

After that trip to Hawaii I am officially a Slammerhead shark.

by Shanaenae8 July 1, 2009

symmetrical docking

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism

*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"

by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008

symmetry

The key to life. Symmetry makes the world go round.
Death the Kid's sole virtue.

Symmetry is Key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!

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You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied! You make me violently ill.

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Sun clouds, I LOVE YOU!!!

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I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!

by XxSymmetry~is~KeyxX September 11, 2012