summit learning

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours

my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin

by flatty patty November 6, 2018

Summit County Hot

Used to describe the attractiveness of females in the Summit County, Colorado area. Typically, a female of 8 or more in Summit County will rate a 4 or 5. They are considered attractive due to the lack of women in the county.

Guy A: Dude, I met this BANGIN chick at Cecilia's last night. She was easily a 9.

Guy B: Nah, man, I saw her, she was only Summit County hot.

by BreckDude October 30, 2011

Occupational Slumming

Taking a job that is beneath a person's education or skill level as a means of retreat from adult responsibilities and/or avoiding possible failure in one's true occupation.

Although he was trained to be an architect, Hank took a job at Burger King instead because he didn't believe he'd be able to design a building that anyone would be interested in financing. His parents were disappointed by Hank's obvious occupational slumming.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010

Summit Avenue

Oh, boy. Where to begin? Summit Avenue is a street in St. Paul, Minnesota that stretches roughly 6 miles, running from the St. Paul Cathedral to the Mississippi River. The longest stretch of Victorian homes in the U.S., the street is chalk full of mansions, castles, history, and douchebags; it prominently displays the residences (or former residences) of several Fortune 500 CEOs, at least one U.S. Senator, the childhood brownstone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, the 36,000 sq. ft palace of James J. Hill, as well as the Minnesota Governor’s Mansion. Cruising down this antique street, one feels as if they were ushered back to a more simple time; a time when aristocracy was fashionable, servants were plentiful, and carriage houses were a necessity. All in all, Summit Avenue is a stunning street but probably a huge bitch to live on—so if you’re considering purchasing a home on the famous road remember the following: your friends will envy you, your taxes will reach near celestial levels, your kids will get made fun of, you can’t renovate because of the historical society, and it’s a fucking night plow route so you have to move your car every 3 days in the winter.

You: So I just bought a house on Summit Avenue

"Friend": OOOOHHH, Summit Avenue, eh?! (Annoying elbow to your stomach accompanied with a wink)

You: Fuck off, it's a two story shithole with carpenter ants and higher taxes than feudal Europe.

by SummitResident January 20, 2011

scummit

a town full of stoners, alcoholics, cocaine whores and fiends. there is one high school there full of sluts, fuckboys, and dikes. if you want to use the bathroom in peace you can’t. everyone will ask you for a juul rip. everyone has fake ids. china town is the og liquor store no id needed there. everyone comes here for the ski resorts mostly texans they can’t drive gtfo of my town. the teachers at the high school are ALL stoners. everywhere in scummit is a smoke spot. almost every kid has a dui and a mip. daddy will throw money at you for any thing you want. welcome to scummit bitchesssss.

god damnit there’s another fucking texas plate in scummit

by justanotherslut January 1, 2019

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

summit

the home of magic fountain.

i only go to summit for magic fountain.

by ilikebeingfat July 24, 2006