Slowcala

also see hoecala

a place with nothing but horses and old people ........Oh! i almost forgot bout all those hot chicks at VANGUARD HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by who??? April 15, 2004

Slowcala

Term used to define Ocala, Florida a small town in Marion county that there's next to nothing to do in in comparison to somewhere such as Gainesville however, in comparison to Orange Lake, where I live, it's a more desireable place to live.

Dude: Ocala is soooooooooo boring.
Chic: try living in Orange Lake, then tell me about boring.

by poagitha March 31, 2004

Slowcala

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.

kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!

by zack July 27, 2004

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt March 31, 2004