Slowcala 

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.

kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!

Slowcala by zack July 27, 2004

slowcala 

1)da most stankin place on the planet!Fo sho!
2)Home to many and the majority of nursing homes and all adult only appartment complexes or communities.
*Da older the person driving is, the longer their car gets.*
3)HOrse capitol of the world!Yee hA!

Person on I-75 asking for directions:"Yo wats the exit for Ocala?"
Person giving directions:"Ocala?never heard of it,you must mean Orlando!"
76 year old man drives a 1994 Chevy capris.
80 year old drives an extended-bed Chevy silverado.
Showhorse owner 1:"i bet my horse is prettier then yours!"
Showhorse ower 2:"nu uh!mine has a braided mane!"

slowcala by BarbieGrL March 31, 2004

Slowcala 

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

Slowcala by matt March 31, 2004

slowcala 

full of old people and hoarse people; boring

i wish i didnt live in slowcala.

slowcala by big k April 3, 2004