slothbot

When you've jerked off so many times in a day that you become disgusted with yourself.

While the wife was out of town with the kids, my days usually consisted of eating junk food, drinking beer and slothbotting until I cried myself to sleep.

by IhaveKandy March 10, 2015

sloshpot

slag slut easy clowns pocket wizards sleeve bucket

ME:where did you get to last night?
Gary:i met up with a couple of sloshpots from crawley!
ME:Really?
Gary:Yeah smashed the granny out of em till gone 6
ME:Nice

by BUSHY123 February 29, 2008

slothapotamus

a slow moving big dumb human.
a cross between a sloth, and a hippo.

"there goes Mike, that slothapotamus down the halls again."

"Thud Thud Thud" "Run for your lives! it's slothapotamus!"

by Mike Oxbig January 12, 2005

Slothgoth

A goth who is very lazy lives in trees and slow

Goths mother: "Get up you need to do your work"
Goth child: 'Grunt noise' goes back to bed" i will get up soon, go away"
Goths mother: hes such a Slothgoth.

by Sozzelz 2 December 23, 2009

Slothpot

An insignificant human who is incapable of making correct decisions and producing normal brain functions.

See that Slothpot of coarse it’s her again eating superglue.

by .......-.-./:; March 14, 2020

slothpit

A constant drunkard who attempts to ignite the party, but in reality ruins it with slurring words, drooling mouth, and alcoholic beverages taped to his hand. Slothpit is usually used in the same sentence as dirt road traveling fudge packer.

Billy Joe is cute, but he’s such a slothpit!!

by Tamale1969 March 14, 2019

slothophile

Someone who is extremely attracted to sloths, romantically or otherwise.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sam Altman cheated on his wife with a sloth?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total slothophile.

by hyperslopper November 9, 2025