sloopy gilligan

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.

Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.

"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"

by Courtney Love's last functioning ovary. September 29, 2006

slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk

I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

Sloopy Joe

When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy

dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe

F**K

by Mrr. Friend September 30, 2010

sloozy

Noun or adjective;

1. Literally a cross between a slut and a floozy.

2. The ultimate whore.

3. Word to describe the kind of person mentioned above.

Conservative best friend: "Sarah, you look like such a sloozy with that skimpy dress on."

Angry ex-girlfriend: "That sloozy bitch stole my boyfriend!"

by youreonastick September 3, 2006

Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

slooshy

to hear

I slooshied that new song on the radio

by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001

Slooty

A slooty person, or someone being a sloot, is a person who is perfectly respectable but is exploring their sexuality by doing things which could be considered slutty. This is a positive term used for someone who is comfortable with their sexuality and using it to their hearts content. It is not gender specific.

Person 1: " I think I'll be a little slooty tonight. Maybe I'll see how many boys I can pick up in the evening."

Person 2: "Sounds like a perfectly respectable Slooty-venture"

by Slootastic April 4, 2010