Sloupage

The random act of your dick falling off. It could fall off if too much pressure builds up when you take a shit, or could be as simple as just shitting your pants until your dick falls off.

I was going to go to class until I came down with a serious case of sloupage.

by Sloppyjuice October 13, 2009

scoopage

Cleavage, often of the epic variety, as displayed by a scoop or vee-neck shirt, sweater, or otherwise.

JFC, did you see the scoopage on the girl playing pool? She pulled her phone out of there a minute ago -- I think I'm in love.

by socialentropytheory April 30, 2011

snoopage

The telltale cobwebs and dust you find hanging from the whiskers of a cat when it's been poking around in places where it is probably not supposed to be.

Buster returned from the attic covered in snoopage.

by Persnicula October 9, 2007

sloppage

When the winter weather is so bad that there is a lot of snow/slush on the side of the road. Sloppage occurs when you swerve your car to splash that mess on people going by. I'm sure accidental Sloppage occurs, and for that we apologize... we were truely aiming for someone else.

Dude #1: What happened to you?
Dude #2:(covered in dirty slush) I was on my way to class and I totally caught royal SLOPPAGE. Had to skip it and change.

The weather was so crappy that when I saw that jackass Dave walking, I knew I absolutely HAD to cover him in SLOPPAGE with my jeep.

by YZMA SKYE in her own words January 26, 2014

Scoopage

news, a new event, a scoop

I've got some scoopage to share

by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017

shoopage

a word to say instead of "bored"; someone who has a good taste in music.

friend: im really bored...
you: yeah.....shoopage.

you: oh my god! you like the band boys like girls too?! wow that is total shoopage, dude.

by Jim Ritter March 18, 2007

sloppage

Another word for giving someone head

tryna give me some sloppage

by anonymous August 5, 2021