sloaned

When your getting played by a girl. She tells you she likes you but has a promise ring and wont put out. Total mind fuck.

lets just be friends, bitch, mind fuck,

Guy 1: Have you banged her yet?
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.

sloaned by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

Sloaned

Mess up, ruin, waste, or to have thrown away. Derived from the natural creature residing in Douglas County.

Michael sloaned his painting and had to start over.

Sloaned by Nerorowe January 11, 2013

sloaned

The act of getting owned in an ironic manner, often accompanied by a hypocritical response to said ownage.

The definition stems from a basketball game that took place on March 22nd between the UCLA Bruins and basketball powerhouse Texas A&M Aggies. Trailing by two in the final seconds of the game, Aggie guard Donald Sloan recklessly drove into a lane filled with Bruin defenders. Sloan's complete refusal to pass the ball to open teammates led to a "shot" attempt which was blocked by multiple UCLA defenders. In the following moments, the ball was swooped up by UCLA guard Russell Westbrook and matriculated the length of the floor for a thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory.

Significantly, Westbrook's arguably classless dunk was preceeded a few weeks earlier by a similarly classless, last-second, off-the-backboard, alley-oop dunk against Baylor University by none other than Donald Sloan, giving the play a touch of irony. Westbrook's dunk was proceeded by a chorus of bitching and moaning about it's classlessness on texags.com by fans who had lauded the Sloan dunk weeks earlier. Hence, the hypocrisy element of getting "sloaned."

Fan 1: Pass the ball you selfish bastard!
Fan 2: Motherfuck. Donald got sloaned.
Fan 1: Westbrook is a such classless asshole. I'll sleep well knowing that aggieland is better than those left-coast pricks.
Fan 3: Moral Victory!
Fan 2: But isn't this kinda like the Sloan dunk against Baylor?
Fan 1: No, totally different.
Fan 2: Whoop!

sloaned by Sic'em March 25, 2008

sloaned

To complain that one "No-Call" during a 40 minute college basketball game means the a game is rigged. An Aggie fan who cannot accept defeat and blames officials because they only made 2 baskets in the last 10 minutes.

This is why you lost: You Tube video title: Texas A&M UCLA Game - Truth Revealed

All of Aggie nation is Sloaned.

sloaned by Tex Longsmith March 27, 2008

Sloane Momsen 

1.) The girl dreaming is sugarplums in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and starred in We Were Soldiers and Law & Order alongside her older sister Taylor Momsen. She is not currently acting (2011) but goes to school and is living in Maryland with her parents; Michael and Colette.

Person 1: Hey, who is Taylor Momsen's little sister?
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.

Sloane Momsen by peaceloveeyou May 2, 2011

Sloane Osterfeld 

A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty

She’s so pretty!!
She must be a Sloane Osterfeld

Sloane Osterfeld by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018

Sloaded

The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

WARNING: May result in death.

Dominic, Ryan, Vinnie, E-Boner, Leif, Beau, Nick, and Gibi's got way to Sloaded Halloween weekend.

Sloaded by Brokellar November 1, 2010