shit slerp

The act of shoving a staw up a fat womans ass and sucking shit until you pass out.

Did he really just shit slerp that fat bitch!!! WOW that brahs got balls.

by t-money44 January 13, 2011

slerped up

an act of getting some head and or being swallowed

i got slerped up so good last night

by nlr February 27, 2008

Slerp

Another word for falling asleep. Not just any sleep. A very deep sleep. Almost like a coma but you wake up when someone wakes you up.

“Last night, my dad woke me from my slerp because of a robber”

by OrlandoByers April 15, 2021

slerp

To perform great, yet noisy cunnilingus as to make slurping noises.

I can't wait to slerp you....

by Xanderos October 26, 2019

Slerp

Slerp is a girl in Czechia who is in mad love and married to Yogurt, tho he has relations with Preston and Arsk (her sister) as well

Yogurt: yooo Slerp hows it going man
Slerp: pog

by Arsk uWu June 18, 2020

slerp

1. Euphemism for the male reproductive organ
2. "sleep" but with a typo

”huge slerp”
”im gonna slerp”

by elle and manos January 15, 2025

Slerp

the sound of fellatio and cunnilingus

I can’t wait to slerp you 😉

by P&F, GT, GA. Tick, tick, tick January 20, 2025