Clapulate

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a person whose sexual history is unclear.

"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."

by cowboythecat December 19, 2008

Flapulate

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"

Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!

by cliftonium May 10, 2004

scapulataffy

The male version of laffytaffy
In a similar way that gock is the male version of a gunt

He was shaking his scapulataffy before he teabagged that bitch.

by H to the O-S-S December 3, 2006

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

Satulate

To bring satisfaction to one's life or situation.

You need to satulate your life

by themomodermondar January 15, 2018

scapulation

The art of penetrating someone's scapula (i.e. shoulder blade) by forcing your fingers between the bone and the muscles. Must be done while a person is unawares and unwilling.

That hurt! I was scapulated!

After my scapulation, I felt dirty and ashamed.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

Stagulate

To take one's time. Stall.

We're going to be late if you continue to stagulate.
Quit stagulating!

by Valarie July 8, 2003