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Masturbatory Skullduggery

You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?
This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
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skullbuggery

The act of having butt sex with a skeleton.
Guy 1: Dawg, I totally butt fucked that skeleton. It was some very intense skullbuggery.

Guy 2: Aw, you silly necrophiliac...
by Billiam Jenkins April 9, 2010
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Skullduggery

Person 1: Aimee is full of skullduggery!
Person 2: Yeah, I know!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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Skullduggery High

A euphoric feeling that comes from doing something you can't tell too many people because of the repercussions.
I just fucked the hostess while my wife was parking the car and now I have such as skullduggery high. Don't tell anyone.
by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010
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Skullbuggery

Similar to the act of skullduggery - The ability to ply your ladyfriend with excessive amounts of alcohol, granting access to her back bassage during, otherwise vaginal intercourse.
Leroy: "I managed to sneak one in the back door last night 'cause the missus was bladdered"

Kenneth: "You filthy cunt. That's surely an act of skullbuggery if i've heard one"
by Dan Jeacock January 17, 2008
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Crystal Skullduggery

Trying to convince intelligent people that crystal skulls are ancient artifacts, when they are modern frauds!
I am sick of hearing all this crystal skullduggery crap!
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Scumduggery

Underhanded or unscrupulous behaviour by a group of people who are already renowned for being underhanded or unscrupulous.
The executives of 'generic evil corp' attempted to deflect accusations of massive enviromental damage by drawing attention to the recent marriage breakdown of their competitors CEO. Typical scumduggery.
by alexg2552 February 27, 2011
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