Skumps

n. a word used to cheer or toast something; an exclamation; a cheer during a toast

"Skumps!
Skumps!
A toast to this night!
The outlook is rosy,
The future is bright,
Our children will marry,
Our kingdoms unite,
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

Skumps!
Skumps
A toast to the home!
One grander by far than a palace in Rome!
Ah, let me fill up your glass, that last was all foam!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!"
-Disney's Sleeping Beauty

by TibsisTops March 20, 2009

Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self

.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!

by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

skumps

cheers; word used when cheering

Skumps!
Skumps!
Skumps
a toast to this night
The outlook is rosy
The future is bright
Our children will marry
Our kingdoms unite!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!
-Sleeping Beauty

by sleeping beauty December 8, 2006

skimper

The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.

by Dambrose November 9, 2011

skimp rat

Someone who chooses other people over you, OR breaks or steals your stuff.

"I can't believe she ditched us. What a skimp rat!"

by Plump Master P. January 13, 2008

The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

skimp

to give smaller than the correct amount

fuckin bitch skimped me on that 8th, shit only weights 2.9 on the digi

by 187 October 26, 2003