skooner

a skooner is a hot bitch that can give good head and takes it up the ass and doesnt cry

ryan: dude that bitch u hooked me up with last night at the party was a totaal skooner
chad: i kno thats why i hooked u up with her

by C_Nutt July 9, 2005

Skonce

A skonce is a mixture of a sket and a nonce, used to describe pedophilic skanks.

"Tiffany tried to hop on Marvin's dick even though she's already with his dad. What a fucking skonce."

by ClappyJoe March 13, 2018

skoonch

Verb that describes the action of someone tensing up their muscles, causing them to contract or move in a contracting movement. This action mainly describes the action dealing with buttcheeks.

Even though you failed to pass gas on my lap, as you pushed for it, I felt your buttcheeks skoonch.

by thundercatwonderdog November 18, 2011

skoonemaker

a misspelling for the name of a dickhead member of the glendale police department who primarily works in the la crescenta are

man.....skoonemaker threw my lighter when he rolled me

by dgaf to the 2nd July 7, 2010

spoonce

A nig nog, black person drinking egg nog

Man sponcer is such a spoonce

by FRESH_PRINCE_anime_DUBS November 4, 2016

Skooney

A term used to generalize the extremes in an individual. It can be used positively and negatively, equally. It is a very diverse word.

Noun: Look at that Skooney with the wack hair do. Look at the Skooney with the sick mohawk.

Adjective: We were Skooning when the homie hit us up. We were Skooning for chicks when we saw a wanga and hit her up.

by MexicanMongoose November 21, 2017

Skooned out

EXTREMELY high, specifically on really good bud or a variant. Relating to feeling as if one were" floating on Relax Ocean" on a scooner, a type of boat.

Holy shit...we've been blazin' for 9 hours?! I'm skooned outta my mind!

by BlackOni March 3, 2021