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sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White
by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011
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