Skinning the Sausage

Engaging in the act of masturbation

"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."

by Lord of Skeet September 3, 2012

Skanking

Skanking is a dance that originated in Jamaica back in the 1960’s. People would usually skank to music genres like reggae and ska.

“He ended up hitting someone in the face while skanking to his new song.”

“The skanking man was stared at because people thought he was crazy.”

by Brevqvist February 26, 2023

Alligator skinning

The act of flipping a woman over and proceeding to lick the area between her vagina and her anus. Those who engage in the practice are known as alligator hunters.

Damn that bitch is a smoke! I would love to give her an alligator skinning!

by Gatorhunter22 September 13, 2014

Chicken Skinning

When a man walks around with his fly unzipped and one of his balls hangs out.

Check out that dude, he must really be tanked...he's chicken skinning!

by OhioPUA February 27, 2007

ghetto skinning

When someone is forcefully cercimsized with a pocket knife,can opener,razor,etc as a form of torture.

Yo, did you hear about that dude who got a ghetto skinning?

by Frosty Dice July 14, 2021

Sminking

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020

stinking badges

Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"

Also a line in a Pink Floyd song:
We don't need no......stinking badges.

by Some Old Geezer July 6, 2006